Just when we thought it was safe to trust the Russians....
Now that Vladimir's twerking us in the Ukraine, what's the Prez gonna do about it?
Leading the charge in a stolen U.S. Army HMMWV, a bare-chested Russian President Vladimir Putin vowed to keep the western-leaning Ukraine chained to his Eastern camp as hordes of Russian cossacks poured into the hapless country!
The Hummer was one of four driven out of the former Soviet Georgia by audacious Russian soldiers during the 2008 five day Russian-Georgia War. After getting a flame-red paint job, the mean machine was delivered to the past, present and future President Putin as a birthday gift.
Called "Bad Vlad" by some, Putin apparently prefers to be remembered as the "Russian Rambo," and the Ukraine's recent upheaval gave him the perfect excuse to play that part — to the hilt.
Polls show a vast majority of Americans have little knowledge of either of these Russian adventures, and even less interest in taking on another war. Oddly enough, 3 out of 5 respondents say they WOULD take up arms against the former commies if Putin ever tried to march on Atlanta again.
We're turning into a nation of Mr. Beans!
We Americans just ain't what we used to be!
• We CAN'T afford houses.
• We CAN'T afford healthcare.
• We CAN'T afford not to have healthcare.
• We CAN'T get jobs.
• We CAN'T spell.
• We CAN'T get enough home security.
• We CAN'T post signs on businesses without reams of approvals.
• We CAN'T get Congress to work.
• We CAN'T find effective leadership.
• We CAN'T launch astronauts into space.
• We CAN'T seem to come together as a nation.
These are all things we used to be able to say "we CAN do."
Send us more "we can'ts."
Wordpress: History Of Dick Kulpa's Political Art
...dating all the way back to his high school newspaper days in 1969-1971
Part 1: Birth of a Political Cartoonist
Part 2: Dick Kulpa Runs for Mayor
Part 3: Ald. Kulpa VS the Cops
Part 4: Rise of ALDER-MAN
Part 5: Dick Kulpa's Greatest Cartoon
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ABOUT DICK KULPA:
From school newspapers to weeklies, from dailies to national tabloids - and from staff work to syndication, Dick Kulpa has worn all the hats. In fact, Kulpa is one of but a handful of journalists to appear in both the national tabloids and mainstream dailies simultaneously -- from Weekly World News to the New York Daily News, Orange County Register, Hong Kong Standard, and more! A career cartoonist, Kulpa's earliest days saw him functioning as staff editorial cartoonist for the Loves Park, Illinois Post while simultaneously holding elective office - and this went on for ten years!
During his unusual career, Kulpa's comic strip work has been syndicated by the LA Times Syndicate and Tribune Media Services, Inc., and at one point appeared in the Moscow, Russia licensed variant of Weekly World News, (among others.)
Needless to say, Kulpa has acquired a unique, non-partison perspective.
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