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CAPE CANAVERAL — Stunned NASA scientists are poring over a latest series of photos showing what appear to be an empty beer can on the Moon!

The incredible images were reportedly transmitted by the new Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter, armed with state of the art "ultra" resolution cameras and "anomaly-sensing" filters. While experts expected a treasure trove of info, nobody in their wildest dreams anticipated this, sources say.

"We spotted the beer can as we focused in on the lunar surface," said one

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unidentified scientist. "As it became more recognizeable during the high-res transmission we immediately cut extraneous feeds and wrapped every conceivable 'Top Secret' restriction we could around this (photo). We're checking servers to see who in the h--- posted it on the Internet."

"This beer can could have come from anywhere, said one insider. "It could have been jettisoned as space garbage during an earlier mission. For all we know some private firm may have launched their own moon mission without our knowledge — landed there — and partied."

Other theories hold that souvenir-hunting extraterrestrials accidently dropped the can after a foray on Earth. "Obviously, the beer can was opened — and emptied," said one scientist. "And we can't find the flag left behind by the astronauts either.

Scientists view this latest development with grim consternation. "If aliens are indeed imbibing, the resultant fallout could be similar to what happened back in the wild west when Indians guzzled firewater obtained from white traders," said one insider. "This could become catastrophic."

But others ridiculed the pic as one "of just a piece of space junk."

"The bottom line," said one insider, "is that we'd better have more to show for the millions spent sending this probe to the Moon than a beer can photo — we can take plenty of those right here on Earth!"

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