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Face of God Photographed Over South Florida

WEST PALM BEACH — An astounding image photographed over Florida may herald the coming of the End Times, says a Bible expert!

When Michele Kaye aimed her cellphone at the compelling cloud formation in the skies, she had no inkling as to the image her camera would capture — and some say it may be that of God Himself!

"When I looked at it (the photo) two weeks later, I suddenly realized there was a figure in those clouds," Michele said. Experts have confirmed the photo to be genuine, and unretouched.

Oddly enough, not everyone sees the "deity." However, one Bible expert who

Incredible Rings Form in Florida Couds! VIDEO HERE

declined to be identified — and who did see the figure — told IUDEX "God may be revealing Himself to certain chosen subjects for a good reason."

The expert declined to speculate on that "reason," however others say those who see God in the photo can probably expect a backstage pass into Heaven once the End Times come. Taking it one step further, this apparently means the End Times would occur "within our lifetime."

So what do we think? This photo — and its "cloud formation" — are real.

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SURVEY: 'Miracles' Declining in America!

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil — Theologists conducting a survey have announced that "Miracles" are on the rise in South America, but are plummeting in the U.S.

"Brazil especially is showing a marked increase in what we term "Divine Intervention events", said a spokesman for the Ecuadoran survey group. "What we find interesting is the roughly 6 percent decline in per-capita miracle occurences in the U.S.," he added.

"Miracles" take many shapes and forms, from finding a lost wallet — intact — to winning the lottery, or unexpectedly recovering from a near fatal accident. For the purposes of this survey, all count equally," he said.

"God works in strange ways, and under His own terms," said the spokesman, who then offered a glimmer of hope. "God is alive and well in South America, and we're not seeing attempts to exclude Him from the public conscience, as you continually see in the U.S.

"We're not here to judge, nor to suggest any potential 'turn-around' solution," he added. "But it may well be a good idea to spend more time on your knees and less time between someone else's."

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