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	<pubDate>23 Aug 2010 04:58:49 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Surveys show more people making deals with the Devil!</title>
	<description>The ever-worsening economy is forcing more and more folks to sell off their prize possessions -- including their very souls -- reveal survey researchers.
"Dealing with the Devil is up 25% over the past two years, said one astounded expert.
For more details and a top ten list of Satannic offerings, visit IUDEXonline.com.</description>
	<pubDate>25 Aug 2010 13:28:54 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Electronics whiz builds device to communicate with God</title>
	<description>An enterprising inventor says he's created a device enabling him to communicate with God Himself!
While declining to divulge any specifics, he did admit to the application of "supremely high frquencies" in his transceiver.
Yes, you heard it right -- "transceiver." That's because he is hoping to hear back from the Almighty.
"I've communicated wity a couple of angels thus far," he said.</description>
	<pubDate>25 Aug 2010 13:24:02 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Mermaid's Body Found on Florida Beach</title>
	<description>A photo showing an oil-caked body of a mermaid has surfaced in South Florida!
The photo, emailed anonymously to IUDEXonline, appears to be authentic. "This represents yet another tragic consequence of the Gulf oil spill," says IUDEXonline publisher Dck Kulpa."Mermaids -- as rare as they are -- have suddenly become lots rarer." 
There are no known figures as to the size of the world's current mermaid population, but experts estimate there to be fewer than 200 mermaids and mermen worldwide.</description>
	<pubDate>23 Aug 2010 00:44:23 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Time Traveler says America will be a Muslim Country by 2025</title>
	<description>A "time-traveler" claims America will be a "Muslim-dominated" country by the year 2025, according to IUDEXonline Publisher Dick Kulpa. The Time traveler refused to identify herself due to her present-day's self's coexistence.
The time traveler -- a Muslim scientist who journeyed here from the year 2030 -- did add that the Chicago Cubs never won the World Series -- and never will -- since the Taliban-American government's baseball ban was instituted in 2026.
IUDEXonline is looking into this incredible story, and will publish it as time permits.</description>
	<pubDate>23 Aug 2010 00:44:20 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Face of God Photographed over Florida</title>
	<description>Incredible image captured by a girl's cell phone shows what appears to be a bearded face peering out of the clouds over Boynton Beach, Florida. 
Michele Kaye, told IUDEXonline she was photographinbg background images for her new cell phone, and immediately noticed the "figure" in the clouds three weeks later.
The only enhancement utilized was a "contrast tool" applied to the entire image.</description>
	<pubDate>22 Aug 2010 22:20:28 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Did UFOs Create Bizarre Cloud Rings over South Florida?</title>
	<description>Newly-posted video shows a perfectly symmetrical shaped ring in the clouds over South Florida. This fantastic image was captured by local caricature artist "Captain Cartoon" as he was testing a new video camera. 
As the evening wore on, more rings appeared, however the camera's battery was spent.
There were no other apparent anomolies in the sky when these photos were taken, says the artist, so he had no idea how these rings were created.</description>
	<pubDate>22 Aug 2010 22:21:17 GMT</pubDate>
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