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Surveys show an astounding 25% of all polled attempted to cut "Deals with the Devil" in January-June 2010.

Analysts say this represents a whopping 20% increase over the past two years.

"People have been peddling their souls since Faust sold his to Mephistopheles," says an expert, "but never to this extent."

As the economy continues its downward spiral, financially-strapped souls are begging for help with mortgage payments, health care, jobs, credit cards, gasoline, cars and taxes. One respondant listed "keeping my magazines afloat -- and me in charge."

Following is the Top Ten List of Satannic Offerings in exchange for good fortune:

1. Souls (no surprise)
2. Spouse
3. Split of winnings
4. Blood
5. Evil act(s)
6. Bidding
7. Special altar
8. Employees (axed)
9. Animal sacrifice
10. Virgin sacrifice

"What we find even more disconcerting," said the expert," is the elevated percentage of recent lottery winners in this group."

"It's unfortunate people are jumping at temporal comfort in exchange for eternal damnation," he added.

And as Brian O. commented on Facebook..."Christ offers a better deal, some suffering in this life, but everlasting joy in the end. Satan offers deception, now and forever. I'll take door number one."

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An enterprising electronics engineer has created a special frequency radio which he claims can communicate with the Almighty Himself!

The anonymous inventor won't reveal details about his secret device, but admits he had to tap into "supremely high frequencies" in order to achieve his goal.

"I know 'prayer' is the recommended way to address God," he told IUDEX Online, "but I wanted a more direct approach. Plus, I hope to actually hear an answer 'from the Man Himself.'" Has he been successful? "I've been in touch with a couple of angels so far," he says, "so I'm keeping my fingers crossed."

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