FIRST PHOTO of Florida Muck Monster in Action
Singer Island, FL Experts warn the sea monster photographed at a south Florida marina (and shown here) is actually a "baby" and it's expected to grow up to as much as 60 feet in length!
| ABOVE: Tourists are being warned not to feed the muck monster. |
Analysts who've studied these photos all agree that the creature is prehistoric in
origin and is undoubtedly carnivorous. "This thing seems to be a dinosaur which has evolved into an ocean-dweller," said one scientist. "The muck monster may be content eating fish and french fries for now, but at some point in the nearfuture, pets and people will be next."
So far there has been no substantiated connection between the pictured creature and an Internet-popular video of a long, extended wake recently taken by a boater. Viewers have theorized that event to be caused by anything from a large sea turtle, manatee, submerged porpoise and even an overweight mermaid.
IudexOnline urges everyone to be vigilant along the intracoastal, and to report any
unusual sightings. Experts further warn that, if you do see this "muck monster," do NOT feed it! You may find yourself "mucked"
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