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China Set to Repo U.S.S. Enterprise!

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After plunking down billions of yuan for U.S. bonds and equities, jittery Chinese fearing American default photo of first U.S.S. Enterprise CV-6 carrierare clamoring to repossess some of America's greatest assets, including the U.S.S. Enterprise!

White House insiders now admit that various "collateral" were included as enticements to get Red China to buy up our tremendous debt. Only now are some of these items being revealed, ranging from an antique Edsel, huge parcels of Florida land — and even the beloved U.S.S. Enterprise aircraft carrier.

IUDEXonline was made aware of the top secret collateral transactions when a particularly smug Chinaman mailed us this photo (shown above) of the Enterprise, claiming he was to become its Captain once the ship is "repoed."

"Our People's Liberation Navy plans to make the carrier its fleet centerpiece, and rename it as the "CV Mao Tse Tung," according to the Chinese email.

U.S. negotiators reportedly declined to collateralize China-requested items such as the Statue of Liberty, our space shuttle fleet and the Brooklyn Bridge. However one unidentified insider, who hesitantly confirmed the photo, fears some of the Chinese noteholders may believe they're actually repossessing a starship.

"One guy says he can't wait to be 'beamed up,' whatever that means," he said. "Still, there's something wrong with this picture. Our bonds are solid!"

Editor's Note: If the above pic is the photo everyone's going by, it's of the "old" U.S.S. Enterprise that was sold for scrap after WW2. Looks like someone got taken for a ride.

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